Saturday, September 25, 2004

The Latex Gloves

Why were there two yucky yellowy slimy latex gloves in the middle of the family room floor when Mom and Elsa came home today? Why?'s hard to explain WHY it happened but I know HOW it happened.

A few days ago Mom wore those latex gloves to do some cleaning of the cat boxes. Then, she threw them in the trash in the garage. In the little short trash can. And I ate them.

Then today I threw them up.

So there you have it. The HOW. But not the WHY.

End of story.


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